August 2011
51 posts
Man, that’s weird. Ridiculous asks boxes. But not a problem. I can find it now, and I have no doubt it looks perfectly fine. <3
Confessions of love? Those happen to be my favorite kind. How did you know?
But surely you exaggerate. Quite a bit.
Oh man, for me? Heck yes I’ll check that out.
July 2011
43 posts
I’m very glad you have enjoyed TIOBM! And being an inspiration to any sort of creative outlet makes me a very, very happy Brodad. <3
I will go find said fanart and gush accordingly.
I am pretty excited.
Shhhh anon shhhhhhhhh don’t you worry so.
Shhhhhhhhhhhh.
But yes, I’m definitely ok. I will just describe to you why I have not been here in a form I’m sure all my readers will understand.
Your name is BRODAD and you have a case of MUSES ON STRIKE.
Your name isn’t actually Brodad, nor are your MUSES part of any union that would make it possible for them to go on strike. The former fact is UNIMPORTANT and UNNECESSARY INFORMATION. The latter is slightly more important, in particular to people that actually wish to read your output.
While your MUSES do not have a union, that does not mean that they are not capable of MESSING EVERYTHING UP. They will sleep when you wish to write something of import. They will bounce up and down with all sorts of new ideas when you just want to sleep. These new ideas are rarely about what you should ACTUALLY WRITE.
What you should ACTUALLY WRITE is on the schedule though as the MUSE in charge of that story seems to have finally come out of his coma. Hopefully, in a week or two, what you should ACTUALLY WRITE will have a new chapter out.
In other news, while your name is not really Brodad, you do have to do jobs of a dad sometimes. You have a JOB which takes up time and makes you tired by the time you get to the land of SWEET, SWEET HOME, as well as preparations to make for leaving the land of SWEET, SWEET HOME for FARAWAY LANDS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE.
So your MUSES ON STRIKE and your JOB and your preparations to attend FARAWAY LANDS YOU’VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE are all conspiring against you and what you should ACTUALLY WRITE.
But you will hopefully get back on track soon, because you miss your READERS so VERY, VERY MUCH.
===> STOP GRIPPING AND GO BACK TO FIRST PERSON, DOUCHENOZZLE
So, yes. I’m fine. Just busy and tackling muse problems. And consequently avoiding this account out of guilt. Oops.
To fill the space, I will reblog some art from a couple of lovely readers that for some reason I hadn’t gotten around to reblogging yet!
Goodness, this ol’ thing, more important than your bodily needs? I am both honored as well as gesturing for you to take care of those needs now.
But I’m very happy to hear that you are enjoying it!
Alpha Dave will probably make an appearance. And by probably, I likely mean definitely. Absolutely maybe.
Yes.
Well, hello to you too!
Gamzee is not next in line, but you can expect to see him soon enough. No, the next chapter will introduce — well, actually, two characters to add to the bubblemates gang. I had only expected the one, but, well, canon comics give me ideas, so what’re you going to do?
Although one of them technically isn’t new.
I think that line deserves a winky face.
;D
I love you as well, and goodbye my sweet, sweet zombie with a static problem.
yeah i know right
its like motherfucking magnets all up in here
(No but really, thanks, my fine bro)
Anon, your crooning has me swooning.
Which would be a cool way to start a rap but considering I have no rap abilities, I think it is best to just leave that where it is.
But thank you! I’m glad you like the pacing and characters, and of course the vague sex. And I’ll do my best to keep it up, especially if you’re bribing me. Goodness knows I’m easily bribed.
I will take this responsibility most seriously.
See this face?
8U
That is an incredibly serious face.
Wait I’ll make it even more so.
>8U
Ah yeah. We’re ready for business.
Man, there is nothing I love more than spreading the disease that is FEELINGS. And helping to rekindle your relationship with drawing?
I feel like a marriage counselor now.
I am definitely inspired by knowing I have saved your relationship with drawing, and thanks for being an internet coolkid. \o/
Don’t you worry one bit. Goodness knows I love me some good ol’ friendly teasing, and I do so love when the sharpies comes into play, haha.
And let’s be honest, it’s not like I have any visually artistic skills, let alone when it comes to moving art!
Really, it’s awesome. I’m grinning as I watch it run over and over again. I will reblog that for sure. Thank you so much for sharing!
<3
Dumb title for a silly little ficlet is dumb and silly.
Maybe ironically so.
Nope, never mind. There’s nothing ironic about it. It’s pretty silly, wordy, and unnecessary, but you are all welcome to blame it on my personal kinks and my unrelenting muses. I have lost control of my life.
Rating: R for vaguely described sex, language, and prose so purple that Rose would be proud. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
Characters/Pairings: Dave, Tavros, Dave/Tavros.
Summary: In which complete control is given, dominance is the word on everyone’s lips, and all that comes of it is love.
Now run before you get a bad case of the purple prose

Oh man, welcome to Tumblr! And yes, this is probably the best way to let me know that you did something. I will make my way over to your blog and find this fanart and reblog it and gush over it.
Shhhh no need to be flipping any of the shit. You can just leave that shit right where it is, unperturbed by flipping and other such activities involving movement and airtime. No shit need be disturbed on my behalf.
But really, in all seriousness, you’re giving me a crazy case of the blushes.
And those are absolutely adorable and up right where they belong.
And no worries, I couldn’t even if I wanted to. My muses are pretty pushy about getting their way.
Nope, this is pretty much the way to contact people on tumblr. Basically, consider ask boxes to be message boxes, haha. But oh man, you made yourself a tumblr because of little ol’ me? I’m honored as well as apologetic that I have led you down the path of addiction.
But mostly honored.
And oh gosh, I’m just gonna reblog that ok? Ok.
I—
There was a link on y!gal.
I’m just gonna sit here and contemplate how my life has led up to this glorious moment when there are links to my stuff.
I’m also very glad that you’ve enjoyed it, even if it kept you up until the wee hours of the morning. And no worries, it’s definitely the thought that counts. Just knowing you would do so brings a pretty big grin to my face.
Shhhh no don’t apologize for this beautiful work of art.
Shhh.
My love for Tavros working some tables knows no end, and this has appeased and exceeded my need.
Excuse me as I just casually reblog it.
“Look! I decorated the tree!”
“Tav, why are there candy hearts and little indians on the Christmas tree? And why the hell are there— did you shove a menorah into that pumpkin?”
“Uh, is that wrong?”
In other words, yes. Holidays will never be the same.
I’m glad you liked them! I like to take breaks to write little one shots since that’s usually the sort of business I do. I couldn’t help exploring Tavros’ feelings a little bit more after the last chapter, and believe you me. Equius/Aradia gives me so many feelings. I love it, and I liked having a chance to play with it, even if it was in a sad sort of way.
And oh yes, Tavros will likely get way too excited about planning for holidays once he knows what he’s supposed to do for them. I don’t know if he’ll quite understand what patriotism is, but he will do it the best, haha.
Oops sorry guys, but I got to admit that this here Brodad is American, and Dave is American, and what better way to spend my Fourth than writing themed fanfiction?
And posting a day late?
Just a little silly something. It’s possible that firework laws in Houston are different than what I wrote them to be, but I don’t live in Houston so that is my excuse.
Rating: PG-13 for swearing and Fuck Chicken. Which I made up. So light mentions of groping occurring but nothing more. Also, weird ass AU that makes no sense but shhh whatever. Just assume that Dave adopted Tavros (who he’s in an established relationship with) into his family that is now randomly back on regular saved Earth with his Bro, ok?
Characters/pairings: Dave, Tavros, mentions of Bro, Dave/Tavros, duh.
Summary: In which Dave introduces Tavros to fireworks and is gonna make an American out of him yet.
I’ll come back and edit it later so apologies for any errors I missed.
This is becoming the best plan I’ve ever made.
>Not enough Dave/Tavros in the fandom?
>Write Dave/Tavros fanfiction
>Convert fans
>Profit???
Nah, but thank you, I’m glad you are enjoying it!
And man, that is a bummer. The no linking business is rather bothersome. Well, maybe give me a name of a site you can post art to, your username, and the title of the piece, and I’ll try to find it?
This is what happens when I have all the emotions and listen to songs that give me more of all the emotions.
Plus I wanted to write something like this for a while now because, as the fangirls say, Dave/Tavros is my OTP, but I have other loves too. So why not combine one of my other loves with recent events in Bubblemates?
Plus I’m surprised I haven’t seen these two bro-bond over this topic before.
But this is not specifically a part of the main Bubblemates plot (if you can call it that), and Dave is not directly involved, so it will be its own oneshot on the side.
Title: I Know What You Mean
Characters: Tavros and Aradia, mentions of Vriska, Equius, and Dave.
Rating: PG, maybe PG-13 for a single curse word, and that’s it.
Summary: In which feelings are already confusing, theirs are even more so due to forced feelings, but at least someone understands.

(Art by skwishskwash)
Thanks for saying so! It’s good to know that people think I did a decent characterization of her at least. I do worry about these things after all.
I flip back and forth on the topic, and feel it really depends on how much soul-searching Vriska does. But I will admit that I tend towards Tavros at least being cordial after a while because he’s terrible at being mean.
And haha, that is the one that is getting everyone excited, or at least that I’ve seen. He won’t be the next big visitor, but he’ll be a follow-up to that one, and it’ll be interesting for sure. I can’t really say more than that, but rest assured, there is no if about it. Gamzee will be making an appearance.