i can't hold all this fanfiction

Is there a specific sort of reason as to why you support Dave x Tavros? It's not exactly the most popular out there [sadly], so I was wondering if you had a particular reason! [I'm sorry if this has been asked before!]

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 16:44:14 -0700

Yeah, I think I’ve answered before, but I don’t want to even try to find my answer to it haha so I’ll give you the quick and dirty reasons why:

It was one of the few ships that, while reading, really stuck out to me, grabbed me by the heartstrings, and demanded my love immediately
Their interactions are essentially based on ridiculous innuendo and attempts to troll each other, not to mention bad rapping.
That also led to me laughing the hardest, while reading the whole comic, during their pesterlogs. I died over how hilarious they were. And for me, having a relationship that makes me laugh is a huge plus.
Through his interactions with Dave, we see him becoming increasingly confident in his ability to face Dave one-on-one. The first pesterlog had him awkwardly escaping the onslaught of trolling from Dave, but the second showed him coming back with his own sick burns, and by the time that Tavros and one of the dead!Daves meet in a dream bubble, Tavros is able to meet Dave person to person, admitting that he thinks he’s cool and exchanging quips and making his own innuendo that has Dave respond with something long the lines of “ew”. There was a lot of positive growth in their interactions as far as Tavros goes, to the point where he can turn the tables on Dave. And since I love Tavros, I loved seeing him grow in confidence in his ability to talk and interact with Dave
Nepeta’s shipping wall. Check it out again. DaveTav is right there. Nepeta knows what’s up
Also if we want to get into Dave, we see his trolling too-cool persona slip away and he’s kind of more chill when interacting with Tavros when they met in the dream bubble. Which I always take as A+ because I take that to mean he is feeling more comfortable without the shield that is his too-cool ironic persona.

Basically it comes down to humor, ridiculously hilarious innuendos, Tavros growing as a character in their interactions, etc. That is, if we are basing it simply on canon.

If we were to leave just what is in canon, oh lordy. That is a whole other essay. Although it does in its most basic form come down to the fact that I think they would be great influences on each other (Dave helping Tavros to feel confident in who he is, and Tavros in turn making Dave feel more confident in dropping all his shields), I think they would get along great and have a lot of great times and laughs together, and just generally be aDORABLE.

Could i please get some humanstuck Tavros and Dave? I love these two soooo much!

Wed, 26 Sep 2012 23:16:45 -0700

And here I thought “Oh well I’ve done that before, let me just go link you to what has been done”

But no, now I sit here looking at my links and realizing no, I haven’t ever actually written one, or at least not one that was completed enough to be posted. Guess I never got around to writing any humanstuck. I do have a species swap fic if you’re just interesting in how I’d write the trolls as humans, but it’s not full humanstuck since the kids are then trolls. And I have one or two humanstuck fics, but they aren’t Dave/Tav.

If I get the time/motivation I can write up a little drabble. Nothing major (I just don’t have the time/drive for that at the moment) but I can do a little something, because this is clearly a vast oversight on my behalf. Surely I must all the Dave/Tav variations. Anything less is unacceptable so far as I’m concerned.

I just finished re-reading Irony of Bubblemates. It's still my favorite Homstuck fic. :> I wanted to let you know, though, that part 26 isn't tagged with "Irony of Bubblemates", so if someone was searching for it that way (which I was, since the masterlist stops at 25) they wouldn't be able to find it. NOT THAT I'M SAYING YOU HAVE TO TAG IT IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, I JUST THOUGHT YOU SHOULD KNOW... Anyway hugs and kisses, still love the fic, you are awesome. <333

Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:49:00 -0700

I think I remember hearing that that one had a tagging issue. I don’t know if I’ll be able to fix it easily though since, due to it being a side blog, I would have to find it on my personal dash instead of just being able to go to the link and click edit. Sometimes the way tumblr is set up is a pain in the booty

Plus I’m pretty sure chapter 26 is actually part of what I’ve cut from what I consider the official version, so, it’s harder to be motivated to find it and retag it when it’s part of what I cut but left up for posterity haha oops

BUT ANYWAY thank you so much, hugs and kisses, and hopefully despite real life and writer’s block I can kick out this damn final chapter and officially wrap things up soon(-ish)

crawls all over you

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:33:22 -0700

Which isn’t to say you’re a baby

Mostly this is an excuse to use this gif

I mean just look at it

LOOK AT IT

asadfsadf;sa you're not dead!:D

Tue, 21 Aug 2012 11:03:10 -0700

Nope! Just busy with that whole real life business and still wondering where all my drive to write went.

But definitely not dead.

smooches you on the lips

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 14:24:03 -0700

Would you be OK with people doing podfics (audiofics) of your Homestuck fanfiction?

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 14:14:00 -0700

I would indeed be alright with that! All I’d ask is that they send me a link to the final product, because I’d love to listen

YOU’RE IT! Rules are: copy this message to 10 other beautiful people/blogs who you think deserve this message! Keep the game going and make everyone feel beautiful❤

Sun, 01 Jul 2012 18:54:53 -0700

I can’t choose just 10

Because this belongs to all my followers

All of you are beautiful souls

you have basically fed my entire Dave/Tavros addiction. Thank you. <3

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 15:24:57 -0700

Ahhhhhh I’m glad to hear that! DaveTav is such a fantastic ship, so I’m always happy to spread the love. <3

Are you going to Kumoricon?

Sat, 26 May 2012 19:53:31 -0700

Um, I don’t believe I will be, since that’s way down by the south border of WA, which means I’d have to pay for registration and a hotel to stay at and the gas to get down there

And while I enjoy the cons I’ve gone to (Sakura-con, PAX, uhhh ok I think that’s it), I’m not passionate enough about them to spend that much money on them since I’m a poor college student

So I pretty much stick with local ones. But if you’re going, anon, I sure hope you have fun! I hear great things about Kumoricon

Announcement regarding Bubblemates: It's being majorly overhauled!

Wed, 25 Apr 2012 15:30:10 -0700

For greater details about my feelings regarding recent chapters and reasons for this overhaul you are welcome to check out my personal blog, but the main point is simply this: they were shit, they did not belong there, and they are being pulled, reworked, and perhaps posted as their own side stories. Meanwhile, I will be start anew from where they are being cleaved and heading right on into the conclusion.

I will likely leave Bubblemates as it is now up, but know that it is an abandoned first draft, and that several of the later chapters are dead to me. I haven’t pinpointed the exact chapter number I’ll be starting from yet, but when I do I will post the likely concluding chapter as if those chapters cut were never published, I’ll change the masterlist link on my blog, etc.

The AO3 version however will not stay up the way it is now. I will be deleting the cut chapters there and then adding the new chapter when it is completed.

I still don’t guarantee the ending will be good, but at least I will be much prouder of the finished product.

Feel free to let me know if you have any input or suggestions, but know that there isn’t much compromise to be had here in regards to the now tossed older chapters. I simply cannot leave them in a finished product. The most I can give you is leaving the old draft up and if desired posting those chapters as separate extra side stories.

Thank you for your understanding and apologies if this is not what you wanted, but this is simply how it will have to be if I’m ever to finish this story and actually feel proud of it.

askthebubblemates: Can’t hold all these feels,...

Sun, 22 Apr 2012 12:39:04 -0700

askthebubblemates:

Can’t hold all these feels, man.

Homestuck Fic: Wrong

Thu, 19 Apr 2012 12:39:03 -0700

primitiveradiogoddess:

Haha, Brodad said I should post this, so I’m posting it! It takes place in her glorious Dave/Tavros dream bubble afterlife universe titled “The Irony of Bubblemates”, but this is Tavros-centric and written in response to the latest update.

Here’s to you, Davros fans!

Warnings for body horror.

There’s no warning at all. No first signs, no sudden knowing, and certainly no foresight into predicting what the fuck happens to you.

There was, at first, Dave, commenting on Steve Carrell’s shitty performance as they went through Season two of The Office, a futon with bits of crumbs, dirt and Skittles dropped into the deep crevice that divided sitting area and backrest, cuddling, and a bowl of somewhat stale Cheetos laying on the floor for easy access.

Read More

Someone said my name?

No but seriously, guys, check it out. Super gorgeous, super relevant, so why aren’t you reading it now?

On that note, an announcement on the relationship between canon and Bubblemates

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:47:38 -0700

I just want to clarify for everyone how recent updates will be affecting the albeit on hiatus The Irony of Bubblemates

And the answer is that they won’t be

Bubblemates diverged from canon already once all the recent stuff about the dreambubbles came about (not in huge ways for the most part, but in the details), so there is no need to apply implications of the most recent update to it either

Because Bubblemates is not canon, period

The fic will be eventually finished with two more chapters that are already planned out and that’s that. I will not be adding anything involving recent updates, and I’m using artistic licence to say that alpha Tavros being pulled and becoming this new sprite is NOT a part of Bubblemates canon

You can now return to whatever you were doing

OH GOD PLEASE DO A FANFIC OF DAVESPRITE AND TAVRISPRITE

Wed, 18 Apr 2012 09:34:39 -0700

Maybe further down the road, anon

Right now I’m kind of distraught about the way things have gone for reasons, plus I just don’t know how I feel about having Vriska directly involved in my OTP. But I don’t think it’s good

It’s going to take a while before I can be anything but unhappy about Tavrisprite, and unhappy isn’t a great place for me to start from for writing

I will file it away for further down the road, though, when maybe I will be able to write it

I will never get tired of the way you write. I love everything you' ve written.

Mon, 16 Apr 2012 18:11:57 -0700

Oh my, thank you!

Hi ^.^ i'm the anon who fell in love with your writing and left a long comment full of love here long ago, and to whom you gave your AO3 link. I made myself a tumblr in the end, lol. so yes, following you because all you write makes me so, so happy. have fun at the con, i'll be here re-reading all your stuff in the meanwhile, hehe. (when i finally manage to draw tavros in a satisfying way, i'd like to offer up a fanart if you don't mind).

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:13:36 -0700

Hello! Welcome to tumblr, hope you enjoy your stay.

I indeed had a fantastic con, and I hope you enjoyed your weekend as well.

(and oh gosh, rest assured that any fanart drawn for me will always make me squeal with joy and glee)

D: Oh my gosh, I absolutely love you and you one of my favorite authors in the whole world and I didn't know you went to Sakuracon. Oh gog, so many headdesks that I missed you. I even saw your cosplay! But I didn't know it was you....Excuse me, crying forever.

Sat, 14 Apr 2012 22:11:00 -0700

Oh no, I’m sorry! I would have loved to meet you. If you’re a local, I may go to some WAstuck meet ups (went to one for 413), so maybe we can meet then. Otherwise, well. I will break my span of keeping images of myself off of Brodad (because what could be better than people imagining Skinner writing fanfiction?), so—

Shh. Here is a hug from me to you, anon.

askthebubblemates: i WASN’T THE ONE, wHO REMEMBERED THAT NEW VIDEO GAME, wHICH WAS REALLY...

Thu, 12 Apr 2012 19:16:02 -0700

askthebubblemates:

i WASN’T THE ONE, wHO REMEMBERED THAT NEW VIDEO GAME, wHICH WAS REALLY COOL,

bUT, uH,

yeah ok whatever you say

listen up if you want answers you better ask us some new questions because guess who lost all the old ones

it wasnt me

have you guessed yet

Hey you guys

You should all, you know

Send the boys some asks

Because precious babies

Dirty Talk (1/1)

Thu, 05 Apr 2012 19:47:26 -0700

Decided that I should drop something new by, and let people know I’m working on the multi-chapter fics. Not this weekend since I’m kicking it up con style, but usually.

So cheers to anyone heading to cons this week like me (Sakura-con goers, hope to see you there!) and also to you who aren’t because hey, it’s the weekend, AND Easter so eat some candy for me.

Have this kind of smutty fic in celebration.

Ok not the best way to celebrate the holiday but hey. There have been worse ways.

Anywho, have a good weekend, hope you enjoy this little tidbit, and hopefully something significant will be coming your way in a couple weeks.

Title: Dirty Talk

Characters/pairing: Tavros, Dave; Dave/Tavros

Rating/Warnings: R for beginnings of sexy times and implications that more stuff happened after that.

Summary: Done for a kinkmeme prompt I will never find again that basically called for Dave enjoying the dirty talk and Tavros trying to give it, and doing so in his own special way.

Tavros had done his research this time. He had learned the vocabulary, learned the basic sentence structures, how different words were used in their different ways. He had even gone to the trouble of writing out some dialogue to get himself used to coming up with lines off the top of his head.

There were a lot of things that the troll would do for Dave, and learning how to properly dirty talk was one of them.

It was not as if there was a lack of dirty talk in their lives. Dave was full of it, ready to drop lewd comments at a moment’s notice. Be it when other people were around and he would whisper them in Tavros’ ear to tease him with what he could not have at that moment, or when Dave was moaning it out when they were alone and rolling against each other in desperation.

In truth, when they were in their more lustful states, the majority of that time was filled with crude dirty talk, half of which Tavros did not even understand.

Dave simply did not shut up. He could not shut up. And in truth, Tavros did not want him to shut up, because it was obvious that Dave enjoyed vocalizing his pleasure and, in turn, Tavros found it incredibly arousing.

He did not need to comprehend exactly what the human meant to understand the underlying perversity and desire.

But recently, Dave had started to make attempts to pull Tavros into dirty talking with him. The troll had been caught off guard the first time, stammering when asked what he wanted to do to the human’s body. All he managed to say was that he wanted to have sex with him, which earned him an eyeroll and a soft chuckle.

The next time, Dave asked very specifically if Tavros wanted him to suck him off, lick him like a popsicle before swallowing him down to the hilt like a wanton whore, gagging around his girth but loving it, worshiping the huge alien dong between his soft, pink lips.

Tavros was sure that simply replying “Oh. Oh shit. Yes” was not exactly what Dave was looking for, but it was all he could manage when his brain short-circuited.

It was when, as Dave asked yet another time if Tavros was ready for him, and the troll nodded and whined that he was ready, definitely ready, really wanted Dave inside him, right now, that Tavros realized that that was what Dave needed from him.

Dave had paused before letting out a shaky, breathy, “Fuck.”

Tavros knew that Dave had been turned on by even that small, barely dirty tidbit, and it planted an idea that simply could not go away. From that point onward, Tavros tried his best to give Dave that verbal element that he craved.

The trouble, however, laid in the fact that just like Tavros did not understand all of Dave’s human dirty talk and Dave had no idea what Tavros’ awkward attempts at troll dirty talk were even referring to. Unlike Tavros, who was willing to just understand the underlying themes despite not really being able to decode the specifics, Dave was all about the details.

“Ok, wait, are you waxing romantic about my ass or my balls right now?”

“Please tell me that didn’t mean you want to shove your dick up my nose.”

“English. Do you speak it?”

This had a tendency to lessen the sexy impact of the lines, and when Tavros had to backpedal and explain it, the sexiness waned until all that remained was awkwardness.

All Tavros could really manage to pull off right were vague phrases that crossed the vocabulary barrier. Talking about generalities — about the noises Dave made, how attractive he was, and referring to movements — seemed to work alright. Dave would shiver, sigh, and reply with his own cocktail of sexually charged words.

But this time would be different, Tavros assured himself. He had the right vocabulary now. He had the right lines.

This was it.

He was going to make this happen.

Dave, however, had no idea. He had not known about Tavros slipping out to the computer in the middle of the night, watching terrible porno after terrible porno, taking notes on their verbal techniques. He had never seen the vocabulary flashcards.

The human stood unsuspecting at his turntables, headphones enveloping his auricular receptacles, his head bobbing to the beat that Tavros could not hear. So Tavros snuck up behind him and placed his hands on Dave’s hips, grasping them. Dave did not jump, or jolt, or even bat an eyelash so far as Tavros could tell. He would just have to hope that Dave was listening when he bent down to whisper, his lips brushing the back of the young man’s auricular receptacle and feeling the slight vibrations of the music currently moving through it and into his auricular sponge clot.

No, Tavros reminded himself. Ear. It was just an ear.

Tavros spoke against the back of Dave’s ear.

“Dave, I really want to fuck you right now.”

The headphones were whipped off so fast that Tavros could not follow their path. It hardly mattered considering how Dave had turned his head, staring at him, so close that Tavros could see his eyes had gone wide.

“What did you just say?”

Tavros almost wanted to tease, to ask Dave what he thought he said, but that defeated the whole purpose. This was not about Dave talking — this was about Tavros talking and doing so to render Dave helpless with desire.

So instead he repeated, “I really want to fuck you. Hard. Right now.”

When Dave breathed, Tavros caught the small shake in it.

“That so. Well fuck, do we have time, boss-man, to get to a bed like decent folk? Or are we going to have to do it right here?”

Tavros had to think a moment, aware that in this situation, right in that spot was the sexier option, but unsure of how to best say so. His fingers loosened and slipped beneath Dave’s shirt, his hands spreading out to have as much skin touching as possible.

“Uh, yeah, there’s no time. I can’t wait, and need you right now. That is, to fuck you, right now.”

“What if someone walks in on you fucking me?”

“Then, well, they’ll just have to consider themselves pretty lucky.”

“Yeah?” Dave was running his lips along Tavros’ chin, up to the corner of his mouth, but never fully on it. He did not seem to have any desire to silence the troll.

It gave Tavros that extra boast of confidence.

“Definitely, because you’re so gorgeous when you’re red and shaking and begging for more of my, uh, bulge.”

Tavros simply could not call his bone bulge by any other name, but Dave did not seem to mind in the least. Rather, his hands were laid on top of Tavros’ now, leading them across his stomach, up his chest, down along his hips. “Gorgeous, hm?” Dave asked, nipping lightly at Tavros’ bottom lip.

“Oh. I meant warm — hot. I meant hot. Or sexy. Hot and sexy. Not warm, because that wouldn’t make sense, at least not like hot does—”

Dave snorted, and finally pressed his mouth fully against Tavros’. Once the troll was no longer anxiously backpedaling from his blunder, Dave pulled away again, smiling.

“Gorgeous is fine. I can do gorgeous. So go on and tell me all about what is about to happen to my gorgeous self.”

With a sigh of relief, Tavros nodded and rubbed his nose against Dave’s. “You sure you want to know? Because this is pretty dirty. It might make you, you know, blush.”

“Ooh, Mr. Nitram, you’re so perverse. What could you possibly say to make this boy right here blush like a bride on the first night of her honeymoon?”

“I have to sort of build up to that, Dave. But right now I need you out of this shirt,” Tavros said, running his hands up, the shirt bunching around his wrists as he went. “I want to touch all of your chest, to get my hands all over your soft skin, and um, rub and pinch your hard nipples, and make you moan. Because I really, really like it when you moan in response to what I do to you. I really like how you feel and sound—”

Bits and pieces of himself still slipped through his perfectly plotted lines, but again, it did not seem to make things worse. Dave practically ripped his shirt as he yanked it off at top speeds. In fact, he elbowed Tavros pretty harshly in his rush, but the troll just winced and kept that comment to himself. He had accidently hit Dave with his horns enough times that he had little room to complain.

“Uh, you’re pretty eager, aren’t you?” Tavros asked in amusement. Dave shrugged, although the motion did not distract the troll from how he shivered when the hands were back, focusing on his chest.

“I would tell you to shut up if it weren’t for the fact that I’m curious to hear more. Potentially morbidly curious, depending on how things go. So sure. I’m fucking eager. All the fucking eager.”

“Then you should moan for me, right?”

All it took was a tug and Dave let his mouth fall open, the noise more exhale than moan, but enough to fill Tavros with heat. He continued to touch and caress, from the human’s Adam’s apple — who was this Adam and why were all human men obliged to name the vocal resonance bump after his apple? — down past his belly button — the belly part was understandable, but buttons stood out as opposed to dipping in to make a crevice usually, so why a button? — to slip his fingers into the thicker hair at the beginning of his happy trail — the one phrase Tavros had no difficulty understanding.

It was at the last destination that Dave’s hips pushed forward, rolling up, causing Tavros’ fingers to dip beneath the hem of his jeans.

“Fuck, Tavros, come on. Are we fucking, or what?”

“Sorry, but, I like teasing you.”

“Because it makes me frustrated? Sadistic bastard.”

“Uh, actually, I like it when you’re frustrated, because the reason you’re frustrated is you want me that badly. I really like that.”

“Shit, Tav—”

“Plus, then you really let loose and, you know, stop holding back your voice when I suddenly grab your bulge—”

Dave gasped loudly and bucked his hips as Tavros did just as he said and squeezed. The gasp was followed by a moan and panting as the troll rhythmically pressed and released, and when Dave’s head fell back against Tavros’ shoulder, he continued, “—and I really like seeing you like this.”

“Tav, come on, get these pants off. My dick is going to break if you don’t let it out.”

“But I like feeling it, uh, like this. Your dick, that is. Your dick fits in my hand really nicely, and I feel like I could rub it all day, through your pants. And how you roll your hips is really, really appealing—”

“Tav.” It was nearly a whine and Dave was moving his hips with greater desperation. “Don’t stop talking but for the love of god, off.”

There was no way that Tavros could say no to that voice. As well, he knew the reward he would receive once Dave got what he needed.

The grunt and hissed curse of pleasure when pants were undone and shoved down, the human’s arousal free and red with all the blood trapped inside bobbing enticingly, and how Dave’s voice jumped up several decibels when Tavros grasped it — all of it combined nearly turned the troll into a pile of aroused goo.

Tavros had no idea if Dave could still hear him over his panting and nearly constant stream of cursing and encouraging and “yes.” However, Dave had said to not stop, so the troll continued as his own hips began to grind against Dave’s lower back.

“Wow, you really do like it when I talk sort of, um, dirty, don’t you?”

“No shit, Sherlock—fuuuuck.” Dave’s hands reached back to grab and dig into Tavros’ ass, pulling the troll’s hips down and against his own. Tavros could not help a high moan at the pressure on his so far neglected bulge.

“Now come on, Casanova,” Dave bit out as he rolled his hips back. “Don’t stop now.”